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🎂
IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY.
july 27 — the day the front camera gained purpose.
contains: confetti, balloons, one (1) birthday boy, zero (0) other people
🥳
july 27 — the day the front camera gained purpose.
contains: confetti, balloons, one (1) birthday boy, zero (0) other people
the official birthday homepage
blow out the candles. (we can't hear you. click them.)
candles blown out: 0 · wishes made: 0
all wishes are legally required to be about selfies.
"he photographed me from 14 angles before cutting me."
— the cake
"we are so tired."
— the balloons
"he asked me to sing happy birthday. i am a mirror."
— his mirror
"happy birthday. please upgrade your plan."
— icloud
"365 days of service and today he finally said thank you."
— front camera
| birthday | july 27. today. this very day. |
| age | +1 (angle-dependent, like his height) |
| occupation | self-portraiture |
| location | wherever the lighting is good |
| relationship | committed (to the front camera) |
| gifts accepted | selfie sticks, ring lights, cloud storage |
| party guests | him, himself, and he |
every photograph he has ever taken. of the birthday boy.
click any photo. it's his birthday. see what happens.